Friday 6 April 2018

The Day they Named the Bears


'What should we call the black one?'
'Black Bear'
'And the brown one?'
'Brown Bear'
'And the one that looks like it's wearing glasses'
'Spectacle Bear'
'Oh, I'm getting the hang of this. So, the white one?'
'Polar Bear.'
'Oh'

'That'll teach you'