Sunday 29 December 2019

The Foreboding

As soon as he woke he felt it - foreboding. And he was right to feel it. There was mess everywhere. Cupboards he had kept shut for years were opened and the contents tipped out. Things he had tried to forget about, memories, bad ones, were littered everywhere. There was nowhere safe to look, all his thoughts were now dominated by the appalling gut wrenching scene.

He knew instantly who had done it. There was only one person who could cause this sort of damage, only one person who knew where everything was kept. Only one person who had the key to these dark places. Oh yes, this was an inside job alright.

As he faced the trauma he realised he couldn’t carry on living like this. No matter how he tried to hide his fears, worries and previous actions they would keep being brought to life in front of him. He had to find another way, a better way. Perhaps the moment of New Year might provide that opportunity. Perhaps he could, he could, he could …….. he could change his mind.

Friday 13 December 2019

The Cupboard under the Stairs

They’d nagged him, cajoled him and at times berated him but even he knew the time had finally come to clear out his ‘cupboard’ under the stairs. The door groaned every time he walked by, but he had still been putting off this fateful day for years.

You see it was so easy at the end of his working day to come in, kick off his boots and then shove what was left in his sack under the stairs. But with a new day of work about to dawn and the realisation there was no space left it was time to face the unfaceable.

In fairness it wasn’t untidy, just tightly packed. He had a system, he had shelving and he had an order. The only thing was it was now totally full. He was trying to remember the last time he had sorted through it. It would be easy to find out as he had each year marked up on the shelves.

‘I’m going to tidy the cupboard,’ he shouted to no one in particular but heard mutters of ‘finally’ from another room. Reaching for the light he stepped in. It was going to be easier, he reasoned, if he started at the far end with the oldest date. When he got there he was amazed to find it had been 1970 that he had last cleared out. This was going to be some task but it had to be done and he need to be firm. He couldn't dawdle and reminisce over each individual item.

Reaching down he lifted the first parcel from 1971 and checked the label. Even though it was around 50 years ago he could still remember what was in the package, an Etch a Sketch, one of the most popular toys that year alongside Space Hoppers. He looked up at the shelf marked 1980 and despite the colourful wrapping he knew what was there. That would be a Rubik’s Cube, then a Mr Frosty and a Tin Can Alley Target Shooting Games. 1987 had produced Sylvanian Families, Popples and Jem Dolls. 1994 saw Cabbage Patch Dolls, Silly Putty and Power Rangers.

The main thing was not to get distracted. He just needed to get it clear before tonight’s trip. Simple. Easy. Just keep focused.

‘Oooh look, he heard himself saying ‘it’s the Atari 2600 from 1977.’

‘How’s it going Santa?’ he heard from outside the door.
‘Nearly done,’ he shouted back as he settled down with a sheet of paper to list the most popular toys he had put under trees by year. ‘Nearly done.’

These few toys left were those that weren’t delivered, the toys that children had asked for on their lists but changed their minds during their Christmas Eve dreams. So here they were. How many do you remember? How many did you ask for?

1970:
 Nerfball, Sindy, Apollo Moon Rocket, Risk Board Game and Talking Viewmaster.
1971: Space Hopper, Mastermind Board Game, Weebles, Clackers and Etch a Sketch.
1972: Skateboard, Uno, Plasticraft Modelling Kits, Easy Bake Oven and Talky Chrissy Doll.
1973: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle, Shrinky Drinks, Walkie Talkie Sets, Baby Alive, Lone Ranger and Tonto Figures.
1974: Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic 8 Ball, Spirograph and Twister.
1975: Pet Rock, Pong, Othello, Portable Cassette Player Recorder and Monopoly.
1976: Micronauts, Cher Doll, Magna Doodle, Pogo Stick and Kites.
1977: Atari 2600, Star Wars Figures, Stretch Armstrong, The Batmobile and Portable 8-Track Player.
1978: Hungry Hippos, Speak & Spell, Simon Says, Connect Four and Matchbox Powertrack.
1979: Strawberry Shortcake, Millenium Falcon, Sony Walkman, Meccano Construction Set and Lego Space.
1980: Rubik’s Cube, Mattell Handheld Electronic Game, LEGO Train Set, Mr Frosty and Tin Can Alley Target Shooting Game.
1981: Star Wars AT-AT, He-Man Castle Grayskull, Lite Brite, Donkey Kong and Baby Precious.
1982: Stompers Truck, G.I. Joe Figures, BMX Bike, Glo Worm and Commodore 64.
1983: Care Bears, Cabbage Patch Kids Doll, G.I. Joe APC, My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite.
1984: Optimus Prime, Pound Puppies, A-Team Van, R2-D2 Toy Box and Tonka GoBots.
1985: Teddy Ruxpin, Pillow People, Trivial Pursuit, Care Bear Desk and Wuzzles.
1986: Lazer Tag, Lego Airport, My Buddy and Kid Sister, My Pet Monster and Power Wheels Jeep.
1987: Sylvanian Families, Koosh Ball, Popples, Pogo Ball and Jem Dolls.
1988: Ghost Busters Proton Pack, NES Action Set, Ghostbusters Fright Features, Airless Hockey and Playskool Kitchen.
1989: Batmobile, The Real Ghostbusters Table-top Pinball, Polly Pocket, Disney Sno-Cone Castle and Talking Alf.
1990: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures, Mouse Trap, Sega Mega Drive, Polly Pocket and Mr Frosty Ice Crunchie Machine.
1991: Sega Game Gear, Nintendo Game Boy, Super Soaker 50, Playmobil Victorian Dollhouse and Quints Dolls.
1992: WWF Action Figures, Thunderbirds’ Tracy Island, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, The Littlest Pet Shop and Slap Braclets.
1993: Talkboy, Barbie Doll, Action Man, Play-Doh and Dream Phone.
1994: Power Rangers Action Figures, Biker Mice from Mars Action Figures, Cabbage Patch Kids, Silly Putty and Dear Diary.
1995: PlayStation, POGs, Beanie Baby, Sky Dancers and Baby All Gone.
1996: Tickle Me Elmo, Buzz Lightyear, Doodle Bear, Gooey Louie and Space Jam Action Figures.
1997: Nintendo 64, Tamagotchi, Teletubbies, Digimon and Spice Girls Girl Power Dolls.
1998: Furby, Bop It, Nintendo Game Boy Colour, ProYo and Laser Challenge.
1999: Pokemon Red & Pokemon Blue, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Game, Scalextric AFX Vertigo Set, Nintendo Game Boy Camera and Tyco Rebound.
2000: Tekska Robotic Dog, Micro Scooter, Amazing Ally, Pokemon Pokedex and Nokia 3310.
2001: Bob the Builder, Lego Bionicle, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, iPod Classic and Sony Playstation 2.
2002: Bratz Dolls, Rapunzel Barbie, Xbox, Yu-Gi-Oh and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Figures.
2003: Beyblades, Cranium Board Game, Nokia N-Gage, Lord of the Rings Figures and Badge It.
2004: Robosapien, iPod Mini, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Halo 2 and Motorola Razr.
2005: Xbox 360, Tamagotchi Connexion, Nintendo DS, iPod Nano and Star Wars Electronic Light Sabers.
2006: Nintendo Wii, My Furreal Friends Pony, Tickle Me Elmo, Fly Wheels XPV and Wii Sports.
2007: PlayStation 3, Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock, iPod Touch, Doctor Who Dalek Voice Changer Mask and WWE Playset.
2008: High School Musical Dance Mat, Iron Man DVD, Transformers Movie Deluxe Figures, Rubik’s Revolution and iPhone 3G.
2009: Go Go Pet Hamster, Monopoly City 3D, GX Racers, Battle Strikers and Ben 10 Action Cruiser.
2010: Toy Story 3 DVD, iPad, Jet Pack Buzz Lightyear, FurReal Go Go Walking Pup Hasbro and Nerf N Strike.
2011: Nintendo 3DS, Moshling Treehouse, Fijit Friends, Lego Ninjago Fire Temple and Doggie Doo.
2012: Skylanders Giants, Wii U, Furby, Twister Dance and Lego Lord of the Rings.
2013: Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Lego City Coastguard, Hoverboard and Grand Theft Auto V.
2014: Frozen Snow Glow Elsa, iPhone 6, The Sims 4, Minecraft Figures and Bop It! Beats.
2015: Bladebuilder Jedi Master Lightsaber, Star Wars BB-8 Toy Droid, LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon, IDO3D Craft Design Studio and Thunderbirds Interactive Tracey Island.
2016: Pie Face, Hatchimals, Paw Patrol, NES Classic and Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage.
2017: Fingerlings, LOL Surprise Dolls, Fidget Spinner, Nintendo Switch and SNES Classic.
2018: Red Dead Redemption 2, LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts Great Hall, Monopoly Fortnite Edition, iPhone XR and PlayStation Classic.


Friday 6 December 2019

When Jack Found the Penguins

He had loved them all his life. As a child he had dreamt about them but now he was about to realise that dream. It was dark and he needed to move slowly and quietly just in case he caused any disturbance. Although he could hear a wind it wasn’t enough to cover his movements.

It was late, later than he hoped but he couldn’t help that now. He was close, he could feel it. He knew they were near. He had looked in what he believed would be the obvious places be but to no avail. It left just one more place, one more chance. He did all he could to steady himself then reached forward tentatively. One noise now, one sound could waken and scare them.

He opened the cupboard door silently and there they were. A complete pack of six Penguins. He lifted them down and clutched them to himself as he backed out of the room. 

There was no sound from upstairs, he was safe. Settling into the sofa he knew, this was his time.


Monday 4 November 2019

The House on the Crossroads

They were perfectly happy in their house on the crossroads. Perfectly happy until the rumours started. 

‘They’re going to widen their roads.’ 
‘They’re going to be diverting traffic down here to take it away from other towns.’ ‘They’re going to let anyone move here.’ 
‘There’s going to be no left turn or straight on, so it’s going to be harder for you to leave the house.’

At first they ignored the rumours but soon they were talking about it at meals, in the morning and in the evening.

Neighbours began to worry and ask questions. ‘Are you sure this is going to happen? Why haven’t we heard anything from the authorities?’ 

Then one day the Estate Agent came and talked to them. ‘You should sell your house now before any of these things happen. You’ll make a fortune and you’ll be able to choose wherever you want to live. You’ll be free to do whatever you want because everyone will want your house.’

The people at the crossroads asked ‘but all the rumours have been denied, haven’t they? They say it’s not going to happen.’

The Estate Agent gave a wry smile. ‘Well they would say that wouldn’t they? I can guarantee you, promise you, that you will never get more for your house than now. That’s why they don’t want you to sell.’ He showed them a piece of paper with a figure on. 

They all gasped. They had never imagined they could get that much. The Estate Agent winked at them. ‘You’ll probably end up with much more, but I wouldn’t want to tempt you. I can however promise you this much’ he said, pointing at the figure. ‘I’ll leave you to chat together for a moment.’

The people at the crossroads looked at each other and spoke. 

‘He thinks we could get more.’
‘He said we’ll never get a better price.’ 
‘He says all those rumours are true.’

They looked at each other and said, ‘let’s have a vote’. 

Once they’d decided that those who rented a room couldn’t vote and neither could the children, they took their vote. It was close, very close, but just enough to decide to sell the house.

The Estate Agent returned. ‘So, what’s your decision?’ 

‘It was very close,’ they said, ‘but we will sell.’ One of the residents began to cry from a real sense of loss.

‘You won’t regret it,’ said the Estate Agent, ‘it’s straight forward from here, all you have to is decide on is which is the best offer.’

‘But what about the state of the roof, the damp, the wiring?’ asked one resident who was nervous about selling their home and the future.

‘Those won’t be problems unless you keep bringing them up,’ said the Estate Agent. ‘It’ll be on the market by this afternoon’.

When the house went on the market they sat back and waited for the offers to flood in. It became increasingly hard to get hold of the Estate Agent. All they got from his office was ‘don’t worry it’s all going to plan’. 

Months and months later they hadn’t had a single offer and some who had decided to sell began to talk about their concerns. The one who had been really keen to sell would shout over them, ‘This is exactly what the Estate Agent said would happen!’ 

One afternoon some friends of the Estate Agent visited the house. 
‘Look at the roof,’ they said, ‘and the damp’. 
‘And the wiring,’ said another, laughing. ‘Somebody’s going to make a killing and it might as well be us.’

Later that week the Estate Agent came round. ‘Well, we’ve got an offer, it’s not quite what we hoped but it’s a good offer, the right offer, and it will finally, finally, get you out of here’. He showed them the offer.

Most of them gasped, ‘but it’s nothing like what you said we’d get, it’s less than we paid for it, much less’.

‘Well,’ said the Estate Agent, ‘I never promised you anything’.

‘You said we’d get …’ and then they realised he’d never given them the paper with the number on. 

One of loudest of them said ‘but at least we’ll finally be out of here’. 

‘But we didn’t really want to leave until the rumours and then this man turned up with his promises,’ another said. There was real anger between the people in the house at the crossroads. 

The Estate Agent just smiled and said ‘you’d better take this offer, it’s the only one you’re going to get’. 

‘But it’s from your friends,’ said one of the children who hadn’t been allowed to vote. ‘Just shut up!’ said an older resident, ‘let’s just sell and get it done’. 

‘But where shall we live?’ 

They all stared at each other as the Estate Agent spoke. ‘You can worry about that later. The main thing is to get the sale done. Then you hold all the cards and can make the decision you want, free from all this.’ He pointed to the house on the crossroads.

And as they stared they saw his friends putting up road signs stopping people being able to turn left or go straight ahead. A man with a truck with a giant ‘For Sale’ board drove up. ‘Not yet!’ shouted the Estate Agent, ‘they haven’t quite made their decision’.

The people who lived in the House on the Crossroads stood and looked at each other and knew … they were at a crossroads.



Saturday 19 October 2019

Barrington

Barrington stared at the crime board in frustration. He knew the answers were there but he just couldn't make the pieces fit. It was early and no one was in yet. He had hoped that after a break maybe fresh eyes might unlock the puzzle but it was the same fog as before. 

Barrington turned away in frustration but as the corner of his eye caught the board he saw it, he bloody saw it. Of course, he thought, of course, 'we've got the whole thing the wrong way round'. The photos finally made sense. The victim wasn't the victim, the victim was the perpetrator. Oh my god, it all made sense now, it was so simple. They'd been looking down the wrong end of the telescope.

Barrington hadn't noticed the team assembling around him but he did see the Chief Super walk into the middle of the room, stare at the board with her hands on her hips. She shared the teams frustration and anger that they had made so little progress.

'OK,' she said, 'has anyone got any fresh ideas?'

They could almost detect the hopelessness in her voice. The initial silence was almost deafening. Finally Barrington spoke.

As one they turned to him and everyone smile or laughed. Barrington spoke again.

'Oh for God's sake,' said the Chief Super, 'get the cat out of here.'

As Barrington was lifted and carried to the door he knew this was going to be another case for the 'unsolved' pile.


Sunday 22 September 2019

The Aponatime

The Aponatime is a very curious animal. Shy and terribly timid they only come out if people are being very quiet and listening to the world around and inside them. Oh, and just so you know they are becoming increasingly rare because sadly we don’t spend as much time being quiet and listening as much.

In fact they are so rare that you might not even have heard of an Aponatime. But I want you to imagine how dreadfully sad it would that be if there were no Aponatimes left in the whole wide world. It would be unimaginable because Aponatimes are very special indeed. You see they take you to the Land of Imagination. They can make you laugh, they can make you sad, they can make you frightened, they can make you smile and they can make you very, very happy.

But what they are quite brilliant at is making your eyes feel sleepy. Really sleepy even when you know more than anything that you’re not tired and you don’t want to lie down or go to bed.

It’s then that the Aponatime can weave its magic. It’s like they put a spell on you and before you know it you are drifting off into another world. A world of dreams and fantasies where impossible things can happen and you could be a giant or a mouse, an astronaut or a blue whale. Maybe even a tiger or a wizard. It’s a truly magical world the Land of Imagination and we must never stop going there.

Would you like to go there again? Well of course you would. Would you like to go there now? Well, if you shut your eyes and listen very carefully maybe an Aponatime might just take you there. Sshh now and let’s just see. Ooh, what’s that, I think I can hear something, I think it might even be ....... oh yes it is, so now just relax and listen

Once Aponatime .....

Friday 13 September 2019

A Paper Boat on the Sea of Doubt

(Just a thought from the shower)

When an idea first emerges it’s like a paper boat – delicate. 

It is launched into the Sea of Doubt where it is tossed about by winds of negativity whipping up waves to capsize it. Inside the boat is self-doubt, quietly ready to spill you overboard.

Try to talk to people about your idea because some of them might bring you wood, sails, varnish and many other things that can help strengthen a paper resolve. They can add other hands to the tiller to help navigate through the waves. Someone might even bring a ‘fibre glass’ moment that streamlines, strengthens and speeds you. 

A good idea can sail through the doubt and find the land to develop and build. It can steer round the rocks others place in the way.

But sometimes your ideas boat will sink. It might be under the weight of problems, it might have been launched at the wrong time or, simply, there might be a hole in it.

The important thing is not to be dragged down with it. There are always new ideas to launch, new seas to cross, new reasons to try. To be held back by the fear of failing merely adds further depth to the Sea of Doubt and can turn you into a negative wind for others.


Friday 8 February 2019

The Nightmare

I had the strangest nightmare. We had put on this fabulous exhibition in the most beautiful massive open gallery. Hundreds had come and really got engaged with the work. People sat on the floor in groups and responded creatively to what they saw. There was a real sense of collective joy and energy.

It was so special that I spent a lot of time capturing photographs of everyone enjoying the space, the art and working together to develop ideas. I was so happy that I really struggled to take videos as I was shaking with excitement so much. I just wanted to make sure that I could capture the magical positive memories forever.

When we left we went back to a house that was not ours yet we clearly lived there. It had a staircase that was impossible to climb and that had strange wormlike creatures on every step. When I went to look at my phone none of the photos or videos had been recorded and all that was there was shapeless blurs. I sobbed uncontrollably 

I awoke with a tremendous sense of loss. Later in the morning I was flicking through my phone and the photos from the nightmare were there

Wednesday 6 February 2019

Line

As the train left the station he stared down at the pen in his hand. Worn, loved, a gift to him in his youth he had treasured and cared for it but the years had left their marks

As the journey continued his mind played with the thought the pen was a metaphor for his life. At first new, full of ink and ideas it flowed easily with expression and hope. As the years progressed so the pen took those marks and scars, the nib worn to the shape of his hand.

He lifted the pen and moved to mark the paper in his hand. It scratched and he realised the ink had run out. As the train pulled into the last stop he realised he had reached the end of his line