Sunday, 25 September 2016

The Tiny Seed

The garden was lovely, perhaps the most beautiful it had ever been. Years of toil were paying dividends and things were growing in previously barren areas. The result of all this work was a sense of happiness, of achievement, of well being. 

However one shadow still lurked. Despite the years of digging, sieving, weeding out all that could cause a problem to this paradise one seed still hid. The one tiny seed that could undermine all that had been achieved. One tiny seed with the power to negate all the good. It was there and would sprout into life one day growing tall quickly. Its shadow would rob the bright colours of their vibrancy, shade the joy. One tiny seed - the seed of doubt.




Thursday, 22 September 2016

The Lord Scroley Dictionary - Volume 1

'Handbarress' - meaning: when you return a wave to someone then see their friend standing behind you waving back at them

'Barbedqueue' - meaning: When you move from the slow queue only to watch it suddenly speed up as your new one freezes

'Shaveletting' - meaning: the irrational fear that all the pencil sharpeners you've ever lost are plotting against you

'Poultrification' - meaning: the look of a forgetful chicken staring disconsolately back to the other side of the road

'Corviglum' - meaning: To creep up to single magpies and tell them how sad you are feeling

'Ipsumobruent' - meaning: The belief that every bottle has a genie inside but nearly all have now drowned

'Picklemongering' - meaning: To create small models of famous battles & battlefields from chutney

'Basilistis' - meaning: the disquieting suspicion that the herbs in your garden are mimicking your voice

'Olecraneist' - meaning: the feeling you have when you suspect one of your elbows is planning a bank heist


‘Urinfall’  - meaning: the affect of running water on a pressured bladder some distance from a natural place of relief



Thursday, 30 June 2016

Searching

They had been looking for it everywhere. They knew they must still have it, they wouldn’t, couldn’t have thrown something so valuable away. So it must just be displaced, put back in the wrong place, tidied away, it couldn’t be lost.

But the longer they looked the more dispirited they became. Inside they began to blame the others for its loss. Questions formed, accusations made, silences deafening, wounds opened.

In desperation, finally, led by exhaustion they collapsed into each others arms. There, held together they found it. Small, fragile but most definitely there - hope




Thursday, 2 June 2016

Our haunted souls


In ancient times there were those that believed that certain birds and their cries were the lost and haunted souls of humans. Seagulls held the lost sailors and fishermen, Ravens the souls of those that worked the land. Today, in our modern world what birds carry the lives of our professions? Which jobs are represented by the Great Tit, which career by the Lyrebird?

Saturday, 28 May 2016

The Glass Wall

He could hear them again. He walked to the wall and pressed the glass against his wallpaper listened to the familiar routine.

His slightly raised voice, hers a quiet murmur. The male voice rising followed by a higher pitched response. Then the escalation, his shouting, screaming hysterical voice. Hers now lost in the tirade as the noise becomes scary. Then the sound of something breaking, a feint thud and the silence. The awful, awful silence.

He takes the glass from the wall and turns away. He doesn’t know what to do. Doesn’t know how to help, who to talk to.

He goes back to the table and looks at the press cuttings. Yellowed with age they record the awful incident when a gas explosion destroyed the house next door killing the young bride and her baby. The husband returning home from the pub to complete destruction. The subsequent investigation recording accidental death.


He steps outside his front door and walks down to his gate turning to see the gap where number 46 had been. Never rebuilt in over twenty years now a missing monument to a tragedy few knew about and even fewer cared.




Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Shafts of Sunlight

Deep under the ground of Seething run a myriad of shafts lying dormant since emptied of their talcum. Deep in our minds shafts of creativity, fun and hope fall into disuse and begin to petrify. How do we rediscover the locations of these pitheads and encourage our thoughts and actions to explore these rich veins again? 

One day a man looked back upon his time and realised quite how early in his life learned fear had begun to influence his decision-making. Thoughts of failure and embarrassment had been fuelled and reinforced far too early by the ‘right and wrong’ dogmatism of ‘knowledge’. True exploration of ideas and play had been quietly restrained by those that cared – ‘Let us save you the trouble for we too have tried that and it won’t work.’ 

But of course it will because it can only fail against your expectations and mine will be different to yours yet still with guiding heart we all try to lead people to our safe land and accidently take away exploration.

I shall search for the pitheads of the talcum mines. Don’t tell me they never existed because I know in my mind that they did and I will find them. Then, I will laugh and that sound will echo down my past to the child who smiled at the sun and believed.

(This also appears on https://seethingography.wordpress.com)



Friday, 8 April 2016

If Nicky Morgan and Jeremy Hunt lived together - an allegory

An Allegory

If Nicky Morgan and Jeremy Hunt lived together

‘I’m home’
‘I’m in the kitchen’
‘What are you doing in there? You don’t cook.’
‘I know, but it must be easy and I’ve eaten loads of meals.’
‘What are you doing?’
‘I’m going to try Spaghetti Bolognaise. How was work today?’
‘Really tough, I’m finding it really difficult to make people understand that I’m right, that I know all the answers. You?’
‘Same, and I’ve got some really loud and obnoxious people who keep showing me research and statistics to say that I might be wrong. I mean really, me wrong! It’s unimaginable. You look distracted’
‘Hmmm, I’ve been wondering about whether Spaghetti Bolognaise is a good idea.’
‘Huh?’
‘Well, I know evidence suggests that a Mediterranean diet is healthier but …… it’s a bit ….. European. I mean what would it say about us? I wonder if we might be better cooking something like the food those Americans down the road eat. Or that lovely old couple we see who keep telling us how much better life was before. What would they have?’
‘Meat and two veg.’
‘That’s it, simple, basic.’
‘But I’ve only got the stuff for a bolognaise.’
‘Well, use that.’
‘Do you think we can really use the same ingredients?’
‘Of course, It’s only cooking.
‘I suppose I could press the mince into the shape of a steak, and I can roast the tomatoes, but what about potatoes?’
‘Use the spaghetti to make potatoes?’
‘Do you think that would work?’
‘It must do.’

‘It’s ready.’
‘Ugh, this tastes awful, aren’t you going to try?’
No, I had a meal with a friend who owns a private restaurant before I came home.’
‘Well luckily I ate at the club. Bumped into an old school friend. Told him about work. He said his company could probably sort all my problems out and shut all the noisy people up.’
‘Well like we always said, the only thing that’s holding us back is all these bloody experts.’
'Do you ever get the feeling that things might be going wrong, that we might not have all the answers?'
'Nope, but have you mentioned this to David?'
'I tried to but he seemed preoccupied and I didn't want to tax him anymore.'
'Oh, by the way, I might have new job soon.’
‘Excellent, something you know about.

'No, same as this one, but I’m sure I’ll have some old chums who can help out.’
'Well they are always easier to deal with those experts.'
Shall I throw away this food?’
‘Why not, it’s not like it matters.’