'Handbarress' - meaning: when you return a wave to someone then see
their friend standing behind you waving back at them
'Barbedqueue' - meaning: When you move from the slow queue only to watch
it suddenly speed up as your new one freezes
'Shaveletting' - meaning: the irrational fear that all the pencil
sharpeners you've ever lost are plotting against you
'Poultrification' - meaning: the look of a forgetful chicken staring
disconsolately back to the other side of the road
'Corviglum' - meaning: To creep up to single magpies and tell them how
sad you are feeling
'Ipsumobruent' - meaning: The belief that every bottle has a genie
inside but nearly all have now drowned
'Picklemongering' - meaning: To create small models of famous battles
& battlefields from chutney
'Basilistis' - meaning: the disquieting suspicion that the herbs in your
garden are mimicking your voice
'Olecraneist' - meaning: the feeling you have when you suspect one of
your elbows is planning a bank heist
‘Urinfall’ - meaning: the affect
of running water on a pressured bladder some distance from a natural place of
relief
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