Don't go down the drain

Don’t go down the drain Daddy

Don’t go down the drain

I know I dropped your keys down there

But don’t go down the drain

Don’t go down the drain Daddy

Please don’t go down the drain

You don’t know what you’ll find down there

So don’t go down the drain

I know your money’s missing Daddy

I know it’s quite a pain

Your wallet seemed to fall down there

Please don’t go down the drain

I haven’t lost my socks Daddy

So don’t go down the drain

I know exactly where they are

Just don’t go down the drain

The cornflakes haven’t gone Daddy

Some may be down the drain

The box just seemed to fall down there

So don’t go down the drain

I know the cage is empty Daddy

But Hamsters like the rain

They love to run, they love to play

Please don’t go down the drain

I'll hold your coat and glasses then

I see it’s quite a strain

I know you’ve got your legs down there

But don’t go down the drain

He's been down for an hour Mum,

An hour down the drain.

I told him and I told him

The weather forecasts rain