Tuesday 27 September 2016

The Lord Scroley Dictionary - Volume 3

'Somnictus' - meaning: to insist that you are right then wake in the middle of the night to realise you were wrong

'Textuminas' - meaning: the discovery of an ex-tissue throughout the freshly done clothes wash

'Ascendemtia' – to reach the top of the stairs without a clue why you went up

'Spatularum' – the cooking utensil in the cutlery draw that jams it meaning you have to trap your fingers to release it

'Vestimenout' – the nagging doubt as you leave the house that you are wearing the wrong clothes for where you are going


‘Fadenergum' - meaning: the state of nervousness when out created by a mobile phone battery falling to 10%

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